Larry, Larry,
Ahhh!!! The school year is coming to an end and I’m kind of freaking out. I just recovered from the mental exhaustion after formal, and now assessments?! I have lost all sanity and will evaporate at any given moment.
From,
Surviving-off-of-a-C
Greetings survivor,
I see that your poor time management skills have come back to haunt you. I honestly don’t know what to say. At least formal was in Cambridge, so maybe the Harvard and MIT vibes will rub off on you.
C is better than a D,
Larry
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Ugh Larry,
It’s cold and raining and disgusting outside. Sports still aren’t canceled. How do I cope with this? I’m going cray-cray.
From,
Varsity Hiker
Fear not,
Don’t let the rain dampen your enthusiasm. Gotta get those steps in; otherwise, your Apple Watch will be disappointed. Perhaps choose a dance class next time.
Stay warm,
Larry
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*Beep Beep* Larry,
I got my permit a few months ago and have recently started driving around Concord. My instructor keeps yelling at me, and at this rate, I don’t know if I’ll ever go on the highway. What’s bothering me, though, is that every time I drive around the streets, I see a swarm of familiar people doing lunges, only to realize that it’s another sports team. I don’t even know who’s more embarrassed—them or me.
From,
16 and wild
Hi reckless driver,
Be thankful for the constructive feedback given to you. As for the sports team, treat them like a flock of sheep—either chase them away or don’t bother them at all. After all, car insurance is pretty expensive for new drivers.
Don’t crash,
Larry
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Hey Larry,
So, like, I don’t feel ready to be an upperclassman next year. All I remember is that hazing is no good. I sort of forgot that I actually have to be responsible, and now I’m freaking out. If I can’t manage my own time, how am I expected to manage the new freshies?
From,
Innocent like a Freshman
Hi Innocent,
On the bright side, you will inherit power. Seize it. On the not-so-bright side, you gotta learn how to get yourself together and actually start being responsible. Remember the seniors you looked up to? Be them, but better.
Good luck,
Larry
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